I need my pocket protector.

I know.

But I’m back. And this is why.

The baby who doesn’t talk (at least in English), who will soon be the two-year-old who doesn’t talk … sings.

Feliz Navidad. Actually.

So, not only does he speak Mandarin, Chinese (which I, unfortunately, don’t), he speaks Spanish.

Why? Because, he’s a genius. Dontcha know?